1. Fatty*
2. Puffy*
3. Tea Pot
4. Tin Cup
5. Tin Lizzy
6. Peanut*
7. Peacock
8. P Diddy
9. Pastor Mike
10. Heart of Darkness*
* indicates names to which he will respond
Tasks Not Ordinarily Accomplished That Were Made Possible by Aforementioned Illness:
1. Laundry
2. Sleeping
3. Dishwashing
4. Bill paying
5. Playing in Peoria
6. Viewing the A&E version of Pride and Prejudice in one sitting
7. Spending an hour walking outside, then inside, trying to determine whether brain-pinching flu was just a result of a gas leak. (Only in my head.)
Things My Elder Sister Believes Would Endanger Lives:
1. Me moving in with the parents for a year.
2. Anyone attempting to live with me who has bad musical taste, worldly possessions or feelings.
3. Anyone having to move my worldly possessions anywhere. Ever.
Approximate Number of Times I Heard the Beach Boys� God Only Knows on the Radio Yesterday Before I Realized It Was Repeating, Not Just Really Monotonous: 4.
Approximate Number of Times I Listened to the Song Yesterday: 16.
Number of Times I Got All the Words Right When Singing Along: 0.
Number of Times I�ve Heard Robbie Fulks and Band Perform the Song in Concert: 1.
Reason Calvin Klein is My Hero Today: The Calvin Boot Cut, Sale Price Plus 20% Discount = $27.